A HOUSEHOLD TIP
 

In our house, we use my cerebral ventricles as auxiliary storage space. For example, if company is coming for the weekend and their heads are all full of directions and car maintenance and remembering where the turnpike card is, I”ll let them use some of my empty ventricles for stray bits of songs, jokes they want to remember, etc. Of course, they sometimes accidentally leave stuff behind in my head, which is why my head is full of the kind of stuff my head is full of.


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