I’m flat-footed, check it and see
I wear orthotics in my size 7D
Come on, baby, can we sit out this dance?
I’m flat-footed, flat-footed!

I’m shortsighted, check it and see
I can’t anticipate the things that will be
Hang on, baby, while I do something rash
I’m shortsighted, shortsighted!

Parody Lyrics by Jonathan Caws-Elwitt

Beatles Parody Lyrics by Jonathan Caws-Elwitt


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