by Isaac Asinine
I. Man wanders through department store with briefcase. Man eventually finds conference room, but briefcase refuses to leave luncheonette.
II. Forward-thinking protagonist establishes two “Foudnations” but forgets where he left one of them. Colleagues look in hall closet, but their progress is hampered by the fact that none of them really knows what a Foudnation looks like, or even what colors they come in.
III. Small, rubber-band-powered interplanetary vehicle tours the galaxy, carrying a pilot, an adolescent girl, and an unemployed television chef who calls himself “Perry Rhodan.” Soon we learn that the chef is really the girl in disguise, the girl really the pilot, and the pilot really the long-lost briefcase, now sated with malted milkshakes.
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